Peter: Dude, did you see Chad at parents' night? He's got such a MILF!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!
by RobertOldhead December 08, 2008
Save It For Therapy
When someone, "the sharer", gets drunk and shares overly-personal information with an innocent bystander, "the sharee".
Usually the sharer is too much of a dumb ass to notice:
1) They are not nor ever will be besties with the sharee(s)
2) The sharee(s) isn't/aren't drunk enough to handle said information without their heads exploding
3) The sharee is not their therapist, so the sharee is not getting paid enough to react calmly to said information
Any of these conditions could lead the sharee to exclaim SIFT!
When someone, "the sharer", gets drunk and shares overly-personal information with an innocent bystander, "the sharee".
Usually the sharer is too much of a dumb ass to notice:
1) They are not nor ever will be besties with the sharee(s)
2) The sharee(s) isn't/aren't drunk enough to handle said information without their heads exploding
3) The sharee is not their therapist, so the sharee is not getting paid enough to react calmly to said information
Any of these conditions could lead the sharee to exclaim SIFT!
Friend 1: I went to a party with that heinous girl from work last night. I simply ran out of excuses.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: She downed 3 shots of tequila while I was in the pee-room. I came back and she told me about how her dog can find her g spot. She asked me if that was normal.
Friend 2: EWWWWWW
Friend 1: Yeah, it gets worse... I tried to change the subject by asking her what she wants for her birthday
Friend 2: And????
Friend 1: She wanted to graduate from her dog to a donkey. I should have told her to SIFT that sh*t is gross!
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: She downed 3 shots of tequila while I was in the pee-room. I came back and she told me about how her dog can find her g spot. She asked me if that was normal.
Friend 2: EWWWWWW
Friend 1: Yeah, it gets worse... I tried to change the subject by asking her what she wants for her birthday
Friend 2: And????
Friend 1: She wanted to graduate from her dog to a donkey. I should have told her to SIFT that sh*t is gross!
by Regenstein August 03, 2009
Now we sift the flour,and mix it with the warm water,mixed with salt,sugar,olive oil, and knead it until it becomes a dough.
by BlackPohatu October 23, 2016
To cupcake or spend valuable time flirting/charming/fucking/etc with another person. Sifters ignore everything else in the world including family, friends, money, fun, other partners, and in serious cases work. Sifting is a serious condition that should not be taken lightly and should be addressed immediately upon diagnosis.
Berby likes to sift all day and all night, drinking wine with his love.
I tried to get him to go to the city but he said he would be too busy sifting in his bedroom.
I tried to get him to go to the city but he said he would be too busy sifting in his bedroom.
by Meestah WonTon October 25, 2014
"Sifting"
The act of being a 'social butterfly' at a party. Only you float from Girl to Girl, hitting on all of them.
The act of being a 'social butterfly' at a party. Only you float from Girl to Girl, hitting on all of them.
by DJBenj August 05, 2010
Dude, I heard you hooked up with Sophie last night!" "Omg, I was so sifted-i dont remember anything!
by troatking February 13, 2011
by Ben October 12, 2004