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Scotty was being such a shitwad.

That bitch is always being a shitwad,!
shitwad by breezyheartsbbycakes March 19, 2010
Words you can keep
the droppings from the anal canal that project a gagging smell.
kristen, why is your shitwad on the kitchen counter again?
shitwad by redled January 8, 2012
A very lazy person who loves to look at young teens on myspace at work instead of doing their job, and who takes a dozen smoke breaks in a half hour period.
Jared has only been at work for an hour and had at least a dozen smoke breaks and done nothing but jerk off to myspace pictures of teens. What a shitwad!
shitwad by Ivan Jackinoff December 28, 2007
When someone just doesn't have a brain
Tammy: The earth is flat and I'm anti-vaxx
Amy: Tammy, stop being a shitwad
Shitwad by Karnarenth August 21, 2019
James, you are a HUGE shitwad

James, you are a SMALL shitwad

James, you are KINDA like a shitwad
shitwad by Raiden May 17, 2003

boner-eating shitwad 

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole
ryan is a boner-eating shitwad
boner-eating shitwad by speshul_K September 10, 2005

Shitadel 

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.
Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!
Shitadel by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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