by Steviedee January 16, 2004
person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?
person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.
person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.
person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.
person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.
by totalstud December 30, 2010
Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.
People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
by paulnicholson July 16, 2008
The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.
by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017
The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.
by the shlockman September 26, 2013
by whoopdiscoop January 31, 2022
When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)
by foooswagga February 10, 2010