SHIT_TON

Shit_ton a descriptive word describing a large amount of whatever
100 times larger than a shit load

She is a shit_ton of fun

The other day i had to deal with a shit_ton of problems .

by $HED_CREEPSFRIEND 1502 July 16, 2018

Shit-ton

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.

by MastaFlava February 16, 2010

shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 10, 2003

shit ton

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

by King Festus August 21, 2003

Shit-ton

Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.

We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!

by Hadley Sparrow January 16, 2011

Shit-ton

Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit.

(On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"

by omerfriedman July 11, 2012

shit-ton

Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals 112 shits in the Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons.

"We just received a shit-ton of corned beef from Europe."

by NearLight March 1, 2009