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A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
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That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.
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Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.
Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.
by WallyFro March 10, 2003
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538.4 pounds
The average American Male weighs 189.8lbs, a ton is 2000lbs, so a ton of humans is 2000/189.8=10.5 people. If human fecal matter is .27lbs on average, then for a ton of men, a Shit-Ton is 2.8 people, or 538.4lbs. This number is also attainable by taking 2000, the number of lbs in a Shit-Ton, and multiplying .2692 pounds, yielding 538.4, the average weight of a Shit-Ton. With two different formula's yielding identical answers, I here by submit the average weight of a Shit-Ton to be 538.4 pounds.
by LastSaneOne April 21, 2011
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An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton
Well the original had 29,000 transistors, and the P4 has about 55 million... so to sum it up... a shitton
by Celt June 10, 2003
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A lot of something. Like a shitload. Usually asked for through drive through windows.
Worker: Do you want any sauce with that?

Guy: Yeah can I get a Shitton of Del Scorcho?
by NDUB3 February 02, 2011
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