SHITDAS

When you can’t do PEMDAS, so you make up your own SHIT.

We did PEMDAS, you did SHITDAS.

Ex.
3-3x3+3=_
right (PEMDAS): -3
wrong (SHITDAS): anything other than -3

by lilal.paca September 5, 2024

shitass

god himself

hey shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?

by Approve My Definition UD :( November 7, 2020

hey shitass

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.

Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*

by frggerz October 23, 2020

Shitcast

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.

Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.

by kahlonginth December 31, 2021

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitdoso

This is the word for when you take a massive dump in the toilet, and the water from the toilet splashes up and tickels your anus.

*plop* Shitdoso!

by bonerstormmate June 11, 2017

shitasshat

One who causes, or nearly causes, an accident due to their preoccupation with their own little world due to masturbating, texting, sexting, or chewing gum while operating a motorized vehicle.

Damn, that shitasshat almost hit us!

by Celvane July 26, 2011