Shit burns

Originated from being old and having heartburn but can relate to the general aching, burning, pains, etc. associated with getting old.

Person 1: Do you have some tums and an aspirin?

Person 2: Sure. You not feeling well?

Person 3: You know, just getting old. Shit burns!

by KBomb January 20, 2017

Shitburner

A soldier so lazy and so bad at his job that he screws over his battle buddies and ends up stirring burning shit in Iraq.

Look at Pvt. Goines sitting over there doing nothing. He's such a shitburner.

by PFC Hamlin October 15, 2008

Shitburps

a burp that smells like a fart

cheap beer gives me shitburps

by fucktito0903 September 11, 2011

Zigger Shitburst

How r/DavidBowieCircleJerk sees Ziggy Stardust.

Person 1: I love Pierrot👍.
Person 2: psssh, Pierrot👍 is mid as fuck, I like Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: don't you mean Zigger Shitburst? And how dare you insult Pierrot👍! Ban him from the BowieCircleJerk subreddit!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022