SFIFTL 

'SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH'

used in the sarcastic way when something isnt that funny at all.

#1: yeah you look like a total meff all the time hahaha!
#2: SFIFTL

SFIFTL by ##jojo## February 14, 2008

shiftless 

A person or action that is slow, without purpose, lurking, mal-intented

or unemployed i.e with-out shifts

Damone was at his other baby's momma's house while his mother searched endlessly for him because he was suppose to pick her up at the airport like he had promised. Man he is so damned shiftless!

shiftless by Giaa July 29, 2008

shiftlexia 

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

shiftlexia by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008

Swiftlifter 

A swiftlifter is a person of male sex, who very easily gets an erection. In some countries, such as America and Britain, this is seen upon as a blessing, because the average dudes there cant get an erection; normally the girls are to fat and/or ugly.

In countries like Norway and Sweden, on the other hand, it is seen upon as a curse. That is because all the girls there are hawt, so guys have no prob getting erections. In these countries, a swiftlifter is considered as a desperate fuck who aint gettin some.

1# Dude, check that lucky mofo out! He has erections like all the time! How does he do it, its like, all the girls here are ugly! He is like a total swiftlifter! OMG, I envy him soo much dudes!!

2# Folks, check that desperate fuck out! He looks like he never had some, he has like a constant erection! Its a swiftlifter, OMG!! Poor mofo.. I feel like sorry for him, my nordic fellows.

Swiftlifter by Dwugadwang November 15, 2009

Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.

It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.

Shiftly Shit by jgurbisz December 16, 2009

swiftly 

With or Having 'The Quickness'

He walks swiftly

swiftly by eL April 8, 2004

shiftless whore 

lazy good-for-nothing woman who has intercourse with many people, but does so poorly and without ambition.

Angee is a shiftless whore.

shiftless whore by angee "shiftless whore" mackey January 27, 2008