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sensible 

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sensible by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Sensible 

Caveat. See it? Right there. That's what he does. "Sensible" 👈 That is what a caveat looks like.

Hym "Look at the qualitative adjective usage of the word 'sensible' to create a quasi-(if not true) No True Scotsman fallacy. That's you trying to fit everything into your little 'Competence' box. 'Competence' is YOUR highest value and you are just projecting that onto women. I am good and good people value competence above all else. Women are good (unilaterally somehow 🤔) and, therefore, must also value competence above all else.
Jeffrey Bezo, Elon Musk, Bill Gates they're objective competence doesn't prevent their relationships from failing and the women who care about ability to generate resources aren't around long enough for them to need to accrue more resources than they already have. Nor were they able to gauge their competence BEFORE they had become wealthy NOR are they the highest calibur of women that a man could hope to aquire. Accept for Amber Heard. Who also happens to be crazy and abusive and fucks literally everything that walks. This applies to Hollywood actors, ect... Their ability to continue to make money isn't why Pete Davidson is attractive to Ariana Grande. You lay all responsibly for the world's ills at the feet of men to protect women from... Also men. You've gone so far past 'White knighting' it is surreal. It's wild to me that the Red pill community lauds you as a saint when, in reality, you're just taking 'White knighting' to it's logical extreme. You're 'White Savioring.' (Not to be confused with 'White savior complex' which is a white person who stands up for the rights of black people).... You know what? We have to call it something else.... Hmm... Let's call it 'White kinging.' Hmmm... I don't like that either 'White Generaling?' Yeah, that's better because in Fire Emblem the Knight turn into Generals as they level up into their next class. 'White Generaling.' 'Sensible' Women? Pfft!
Sensible by Hym Iam August 11, 2022
A stupid nothing word to describe people who don't have fun in their lives. Commonly used in professional environments where being interesting is frowned upon
Middle Management: "Your input at the meeting is appreciated, however we'd like to see some more sensible judgment moving forward, mkay?"
Employee/Prisoner: "What do you mean? What did I say?"
Middle Management: "I think there's room for alignment with our business objectives. We're looking for a more sensible approach in the negotiation department, mkay?"
Employee/Prisoner: "This is a historic deal and you're pestering me about pragmatism? Fuck you, I quit."
Sensible by GorillaRAMPAGE August 3, 2026

Sensible Patriot 

1) A leftist simp with an ironic name.

2) A Democratic mouthpiece who often spins any negative situations to favor the left a la Jennifer Psaki.
Sensible Patriot should change his name to something more fitting considering how unfitting it has gotten as time went by, even for him.
Sensible Patriot by Idiot-Finder2 August 28, 2021

Sensible Erection 

The best weblog in the world, The Shiggity Shit, 5 time winner of the NZ net awards, a methaphor for big dicks, what kleenex made tissues for
Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body
Sensible Erection by Phishfood July 23, 2003

sensible shoe wearer

British euphanism for women who prefer women, i.e. lesbians
Jack: "Have you met Mavis in accounts, shes a bit butch"
Jill: ""Mavis oh yes, she's definatly a sensible shoe wearer"!
sensible shoe wearer by Stevie.S February 8, 2008
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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