Definitions by GorillaRAMPAGE
workaholic
(1) A nothing word used in interviews to signal that you're okay with being exploited by employers.
(2) A poor soul that was manipulated by their company to prioritize work at the cost of everything else. Thinks their repressed depression is an alignment issue.
(2) A poor soul that was manipulated by their company to prioritize work at the cost of everything else. Thinks their repressed depression is an alignment issue.
(1)
Interviewer: "What's your greatest strength?"
Interviewee/Prospective Inmate: "I'd describe myself as a workaholic."
Interviewer: "And what's your greatest weakness?"
Interviewee/Prospective Inmate: "I'm a perfectionist!"
(2)
Wife: "I am worried about you! You've been sitting inside the home office and working for weeks now!"
Husband: "Work is important for our finances! You think our money will just grow by itself?"
Wife: "You're a workaholic! We don't even have sex anymore! How can you live like that!?"
Husband: "So I should just give up my job and have sex all day, is that what you think?"
Interviewer: "What's your greatest strength?"
Interviewee/Prospective Inmate: "I'd describe myself as a workaholic."
Interviewer: "And what's your greatest weakness?"
Interviewee/Prospective Inmate: "I'm a perfectionist!"
(2)
Wife: "I am worried about you! You've been sitting inside the home office and working for weeks now!"
Husband: "Work is important for our finances! You think our money will just grow by itself?"
Wife: "You're a workaholic! We don't even have sex anymore! How can you live like that!?"
Husband: "So I should just give up my job and have sex all day, is that what you think?"
workaholic by GorillaRAMPAGE August 3, 2026
Sensible
A stupid nothing word to describe people who don't have fun in their lives. Commonly used in professional environments where being interesting is frowned upon
Middle Management: "Your input at the meeting is appreciated, however we'd like to see some more sensible judgment moving forward, mkay?"
Employee/Prisoner: "What do you mean? What did I say?"
Middle Management: "I think there's room for alignment with our business objectives. We're looking for a more sensible approach in the negotiation department, mkay?"
Employee/Prisoner: "This is a historic deal and you're pestering me about pragmatism? Fuck you, I quit."
Employee/Prisoner: "What do you mean? What did I say?"
Middle Management: "I think there's room for alignment with our business objectives. We're looking for a more sensible approach in the negotiation department, mkay?"
Employee/Prisoner: "This is a historic deal and you're pestering me about pragmatism? Fuck you, I quit."
Sensible by GorillaRAMPAGE August 3, 2026