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noun or adjective - 1)To sleep/schlafen 2)To smoke 3)A substitution for almost any word in the common dictionary, descibing states of mind, emotions, or handicaps 4) To describe a very altered state of mind and body
1) I'm gonna go to SCHLAFO 2) "Hey, you wanna SCHLAFO before class?" 3)You just dropped the SCHLAFO on the floor..good job 4) After last night, we were all completely SCHLAFO'D
Schlafo by Dr. Woke 'N Boke September 19, 2004
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The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.
I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...
schlaffel by GineSharts December 15, 2008

Schmafoon 

Combining the words “schmuck” and “buffoon,” the word “schmafoon” is used to describe someone who is very foolish, yet manages to create entertainment out of his/her ridicule.
He’s such a schmafoon, skipping a group project meeting to bake cake with his mom!
Schmafoon by Rmoney October 24, 2017
Sleepy. Berlin deutsch slang for sleepy popular among young people.
Ich bin schlafy.
Du bist schlafy
Schlafy by zwiik May 14, 2015

schlafke 

The coolest German last name there is
Hey have you heard of Hudson Schlafke
schlafke by Hudsob_Fishfeet June 9, 2018

schladongadong

The male version of badonkadonk. A particularly voluminous penis.
"Jamie's got hella schladongadong. Did you see him dancing out on the floor? That's some Jenna Marbles–level dickbounce right there."
schladongadong by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

Schlafling 

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.
I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”
Schlafling by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016