Princeton review: I hate high school kids, so I made the SAT.
High school kid: the Princeton review gargles my balls.
High school kid: the Princeton review gargles my balls.
by Johntravinski June 27, 2009
A test that makes everyone really nervous during junior year, but isn't even really that difficult. Besides, colleges don't really care about it that much anymore. You've got to be "well-rounded."
by Tim October 27, 2003
by God October 28, 2003
An acronym for the expression "Sick Ass Tits" which is an expression for something that is cool, or interesting.
by SATkevinD May 27, 2009
A test you take in high school that could possibly be the largest single factor in whether a university accepts you or not. It has three sections: Reading, Math, and Writing. The range of possible scores on each is 200 - 800, for a possible cumulative score of 600 - 2400 on all three sections. The average score in each section is roughly 500 and the average total is roughly 1500. The test is taken early on a Saturday morning (say, 4 or 5 hours before you would even wake up on a normal Saturday) and you must be at your mental peak for it. Scores are received about two weeks later and then sent to the colleges you're applying to. Most students dread the SAT but they do not appreciate the amount of control over their admission chances that it gives students even in the late phases of high school when their GPAs can't be changed much.
Tom: You just took the SAT? That sucks! I hate that test!
George: Well my good friend Tom, I actually love the SAT. See, my GPA has never been so hot but after putting in a few weekends of work on SAT preparation now I can get a great score and go to a great university anyways.
George: Well my good friend Tom, I actually love the SAT. See, my GPA has never been so hot but after putting in a few weekends of work on SAT preparation now I can get a great score and go to a great university anyways.
by Triton34 June 27, 2013
SATs were invented in 1402 by a very evil king who had no friends, no girlfriend, and smelt of wee. He looked out of his window one day and saw all the teens of merry olde England having a laugh and he instantly invented SATs as a way to ensure we all shared in his misery. He was a bad bad man.
by PaYPaY May 7, 2006
test written solely for the purpose of making jr's and sr's in highschool miserable. has caused an entire industry focused around preparation (economic multiplier, perhaps?).
all the good colleges want to see perfect 1600s. because they suck. whoever invented the sat should be drowned in his/her own viscous slime.
all the good colleges want to see perfect 1600s. because they suck. whoever invented the sat should be drowned in his/her own viscous slime.
holy shit i have to do good on the sat or im fucked because i'm a typical teenager who needs not know all sorts of fancy words.
by unusu-al March 9, 2004