Scholastic Assessment Test
A test simply made to seperate the intelligent and/or hard-working from the below-average and/or lazy people
People who were born intelligent will ace SAT without even studying which can be considered unfair. However, it is possible for an average person to get a 1600 by studying your ass off instead of going to parties, fucking, and watching porn. However, when you weigh both options, most students choose the choice that is more fun.
People who care born dumb can never act the SAT even if they study thier ass off. However, as stated above, lazy people will probably also never get a 1600 on the SAT because they are too damn lazy to get off their ass and buy a stupid book from Barnes and Nobles and study their ass off.
If an average person really wants to score a 1600 on the SAT--they have to buy the books that teach you the MATERIAL presented in the SAT. Only if you buy a book that gives you TRICKS to "work your way around the test" will you be considered a dumbass for getting ripped off. However, the SAT does use some TRICKS on the test when compared to the ACT--however, if you take practice SAT tests multiple times and learn the MATERIAL presented in the test, you will eventually learn by yourself the tricks the SAT puts out and how you can bypass it WITHOUT buying a book that only shows you tricks.
Many people are going to hate me for saying all this--but its true. Unfortunately, I always wanted to go to Yale but I'm just to damn lazy to open that stupid SAT prep book and actually read and do it.
BUT...sometimes the tricks the SAT puts out on you is just too much for some of us--which has nothing to do if we are lazy or hard-working. So there is a substitute if you want to get into that New England college you always wanted to go too--take the ACT. You will still have to study your ass off if you want to ace it--but the test will not attempt to trick you.
A test simply made to seperate the intelligent and/or hard-working from the below-average and/or lazy people
People who were born intelligent will ace SAT without even studying which can be considered unfair. However, it is possible for an average person to get a 1600 by studying your ass off instead of going to parties, fucking, and watching porn. However, when you weigh both options, most students choose the choice that is more fun.
People who care born dumb can never act the SAT even if they study thier ass off. However, as stated above, lazy people will probably also never get a 1600 on the SAT because they are too damn lazy to get off their ass and buy a stupid book from Barnes and Nobles and study their ass off.
If an average person really wants to score a 1600 on the SAT--they have to buy the books that teach you the MATERIAL presented in the SAT. Only if you buy a book that gives you TRICKS to "work your way around the test" will you be considered a dumbass for getting ripped off. However, the SAT does use some TRICKS on the test when compared to the ACT--however, if you take practice SAT tests multiple times and learn the MATERIAL presented in the test, you will eventually learn by yourself the tricks the SAT puts out and how you can bypass it WITHOUT buying a book that only shows you tricks.
Many people are going to hate me for saying all this--but its true. Unfortunately, I always wanted to go to Yale but I'm just to damn lazy to open that stupid SAT prep book and actually read and do it.
BUT...sometimes the tricks the SAT puts out on you is just too much for some of us--which has nothing to do if we are lazy or hard-working. So there is a substitute if you want to get into that New England college you always wanted to go too--take the ACT. You will still have to study your ass off if you want to ace it--but the test will not attempt to trick you.
Dude: Yo...that SAT test is keepin' all of us from becoming successful, man!!
Dude (2): No, Bush and the neocons in Congress are keeping us (racial minorities,e.g., black , religious minorites, e.g., jew down, lower class, seniors, war veterans, victims of Hurricane Katrina) down. We're just too lazy to study for the damn test.
Dude (2): No, Bush and the neocons in Congress are keeping us (racial minorities,e.g., black , religious minorites, e.g., jew down, lower class, seniors, war veterans, victims of Hurricane Katrina) down. We're just too lazy to study for the damn test.
by Marcos1779 January 1, 2006
An exam that everyone in their Junior year of high school in the United States has to take in order to enter college. It's purpose is to keep the black kids out.
by SubtleRacist February 8, 2009
by NatSwa October 19, 2010
A test made from all material you probably have forgotten or haven't learned yet. Don't worry you'll never need any of it for life 😉
Jimmy got a 2000 on the SAT. He probably doesn't know how to scramble an egg.
Carl got a 1100, he can probably survive in the wilderness though.
Carl got a 1100, he can probably survive in the wilderness though.
by Mr.Truthbetold May 4, 2019
by breaky9ine January 19, 2023
A test most people take as a high school student. Some people flame about it, mostly on urbandictionary.com. But that's because they are either dumb, perfectionists, or dissatisfied with the fact that the world CAN go on without themselves or you or me (they have just realized that they are insignificant, just as significant as Earth is in the universe). Another reason to dislike it is that you hate the bias and bureaucracy of the education system in the United States, which I personally do. But that's just hating a player in the game of racist affirmative-action and workaholism.
Others simply adore it, because it either gives them self-worth, gets them into college, gets them well-deserved scholarship money, or actually challenges the mind, unlike high school work. You actually have to be smart or study to do well on it.
There is, of course, a third category, that may or may not be a minority, because, frankly, they don't care about it. They do it or don't do it and don't stress about it. They realize that though it does have a significant impact on your future if you're going to a college, they realize that they can handle it. I'm one of them.
Others simply adore it, because it either gives them self-worth, gets them into college, gets them well-deserved scholarship money, or actually challenges the mind, unlike high school work. You actually have to be smart or study to do well on it.
There is, of course, a third category, that may or may not be a minority, because, frankly, they don't care about it. They do it or don't do it and don't stress about it. They realize that though it does have a significant impact on your future if you're going to a college, they realize that they can handle it. I'm one of them.
NOTE: All scores are based out of 1600 for these samples.
Group 1
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HOLY SHAT I GOT A 700 ON MY SAT! WUT A STUPDI TEST!
-No. It's not a stupid test. You're just stupid (unless you have a learning disability).
Rock is to scissors as paper is to ...
GLUE??!!
-No. You're an idiot. It's rock, you moron. Any idiot can get those right. They're logical.
OMG! I GOT A 1590 on that STUPID SAT. I HATE IT!
-Calm down. Breathe in, breathe out. You're ok. You can still get into a school that's distinguishing factor is its name.
My child got a 1170 on your stupid SAT. I want a recount!
-Face it. Your kid got that score. He/She is not an 1337 genius. Get over it.
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Group 2
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OMG! You only got a 1490 on the SAT? You're dumb!
-No. Maybe I just don't care. Or maybe you have a supremacy disorder because you're "gifted."
I loved the SATs. It actually tests intelligence rather than how hard you can work or how fast you can copy someone else's homework.
-Not a bad person. Unless you hate the SATs.
I'm glad I took the SATs so I could get a full ride to college!
-See above
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Group 3
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I don't really care. I've got better things to do than study for a test of intelligence or college aptitude.
-That's cool. If you do as well as you hoped.
I don't care. I know I'll do well enough for college. I played 2 hours of Halo 2 before taking it and I never studied for it. I got a 1300.
-Yep. That's me.
Group 1
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HOLY SHAT I GOT A 700 ON MY SAT! WUT A STUPDI TEST!
-No. It's not a stupid test. You're just stupid (unless you have a learning disability).
Rock is to scissors as paper is to ...
GLUE??!!
-No. You're an idiot. It's rock, you moron. Any idiot can get those right. They're logical.
OMG! I GOT A 1590 on that STUPID SAT. I HATE IT!
-Calm down. Breathe in, breathe out. You're ok. You can still get into a school that's distinguishing factor is its name.
My child got a 1170 on your stupid SAT. I want a recount!
-Face it. Your kid got that score. He/She is not an 1337 genius. Get over it.
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Group 2
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OMG! You only got a 1490 on the SAT? You're dumb!
-No. Maybe I just don't care. Or maybe you have a supremacy disorder because you're "gifted."
I loved the SATs. It actually tests intelligence rather than how hard you can work or how fast you can copy someone else's homework.
-Not a bad person. Unless you hate the SATs.
I'm glad I took the SATs so I could get a full ride to college!
-See above
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Group 3
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I don't really care. I've got better things to do than study for a test of intelligence or college aptitude.
-That's cool. If you do as well as you hoped.
I don't care. I know I'll do well enough for college. I played 2 hours of Halo 2 before taking it and I never studied for it. I got a 1300.
-Yep. That's me.
by A person who June 5, 2007
by bigtones December 9, 2004