sarb

Like Chuck Norris, a sarb is a man not to be messed with, a man who lives by his own terms. Sarb does not follow the rules he is the rule.

Verb --

"You have been Sarb'ed" this is derived from the lost ancient extracts of the man code. This text was published in the first edition of the "Man Code: conduct between bro's, unknown author, 1500 BC".

To be "Sarb'ed" is to be tricked and deceived in a frivolous and punishing way. If you are ever "sarb'ed" you will know but the profuse and inordinate need to mewl.

1. "Im going to sarb my life up"

2. "Showed by boss i cant be Sarb'ed"

3. "Sarb him up bro"

by MikeyJazzle69 January 29, 2014

Sarb

the cute goth gamergirl who lives up the road 🤍🤍

“hey look its sarb”

by dummybunny April 27, 2021

Sarb

Just like the mould that grows on your bathroom tiles and no matter how many times you scrape it off, it keeps coming back. Also known as a “breacher” who can open up portals like Cisco Ramon and will catch you rubbing your Johnny in your favourite chicken shop. Sarb mixes crack with his deserts like rasmalai. Once this has been ingested, there is no escape from him and he will follow you until he reaches 30000 steps on Samsung health. By the off chance he doesn’t find you, check your phone for 43 missed calls. Pick any of those calls and you’ll be killed in seven days like from the ring.

Hey Miguel, have you seen “Sarb”. I think he may be in the toilet but you can never be so sure.

by Lengest khan November 23, 2021

sarbjot

some one who is really kind caring . and will always be there for you. someone who will never disappoint you.

girl1:wow i wish he was my bf
girl2:hes a sarbjot/

by yourmommmmmmm0924345 July 6, 2011

Sarbeni

If sex was turned into a type of food and sprinkled with god then a sarbeni is what you would get. Quite possibly the finest thing to come from Turkey. Basically its a piece of (holy) pita bread filled with either "chicken and cheese" or "Pepperoni" or the filling of your choice. The special sauce is also a must. The finest example of a sarbeni is available at the "Best Kebab" shop in Glasgow.

I ate a sarbeni and ejaculated cause it was so good.

by David "Sarbeni" MacDonald January 13, 2004

sarbeni

A quality piece of food, similar to a kebeb, which is consumed after drunken nights out. It comes in various types but is most famous for 'chicken n cheese'.

A customer in the sarbeni shop might say, "a chicken n cheese sarbeni with sauce, and a can of irn bru please"

All for only £3.50 (cheesered!)

by Marc Eadie September 9, 2003

sarbjit

Beautiful woman with a kind heart. Won't stand for any shit. Strong, hard worker; independent, amazing cook and loving wife. Has beautiful children and lovely bouncy hair ;) ♥

I wish I could marry a woman just like Sarbjit

by piiiet October 28, 2013