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Sam's Club

An off-shoot company of wal-mart that sells bulk amounts of items for very cheap prices. This practice, along with blatantly advertised affiliation with wal-mart and small busnisses is a ploy to counteract people who believe wal-mart is a vicious enemy to small business.
I just bought 120 condoms at Sam's Club for $2.00!

Jerome complains a lot about Wal-Mart ruining his small business. He often shops for supplies at the Sam's Club.
by B-C September 9, 2006
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Sam's Club Spartan

A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.
"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.
by woviefan1 December 12, 2010
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Sam's Club Samplin'

A dating style used when a bro be hittin' up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. All about dat quantity.
John: "Hey, is Joe taking out Susie again to a nice seafood dinner?"
Billy: "Nah, man, he's busy Sam's Club samplin'"
by sam's club sampler September 28, 2015
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Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Uncle Sam’s club

A PX on a military base
Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?
by Munstadi June 10, 2018
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Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.
Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.
by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018
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Sam's clubbing

Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.
My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.
by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010
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