S4mmy.sam

S4mmy.sam is a big alpha creature .
they're quite violent at times, and will not hesitate to attack 😈. sammy sam is a VERY VERY hot tik toker, they make many people laugh, because they and such a hottie bay..😘

S4mmy.sam is the hottest bay around!!! they are even an alpha.

by smellybumbum29 August 31, 2021

sammy sam

comfortable, lazy, nerdy, dork, who like to read books in the library and only eat soup for lunch,

That girl sammy sam is so comfortable in the library reading her book and only eating soup, she's such a lazy nerdy dork.

by the real sammy sam December 2, 2010

Sammy-Samm

A singsongy nickname someone who really cares about makes me.

Sammy-Samm, you so bootaful!!!

by punxrockmusic March 1, 2009

sammy samosa

The art of hitting someone in the face with your forearm/elbow

Man 1 - "Duude that guys staring you out"
Man 2 - "I'm gonna go over there and give him a sammy samosa right on the nose"

by bertie love December 12, 2009

sammy/sammy rae

A "person" who does something stupid to get a reaction/ bring attention to themselves

oh bro youre doing a sammy/sammy rae right now

by schmosby blowseby February 5, 2023

Sammy Hagar paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Sammy swoop

When a Sammy brother picks up the girl he’s hooking up with at a cooler frat with the intention of hooking up that night

Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”

by jawnthebaptist October 7, 2019