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Simping Under the influnce is a crime or offense of simping to a girl while impaired by drugs or alcohol. This is a crime punishable by public humiliation and some cases death.
"did you hear what happened to hunter?"
"nah bro the cops were looking for him tho, what happened?"
"a nigga got caught lacking and got 3 S.U.I.s last night, it's over for him"
S.U.I. by MalvinL February 5, 2020

S.U.I.T. 

It's when you go to the OB-GYN doctor and discovers you have S.U.I.T. Something up in There!
Myrtle: Hi Dr. can you tell me why I'm so crampy?
Dr: Yes, It appears you have S.U.I.T.
Mrytle: Suit? what is that?
Dr: I'm afraid you have "Somthing Up In There"
S.U.I.T. by Wabut April 23, 2008
Acronym for: sex under the influence. That incudes any substances including alcohol folks! :)
Dude 1: "Geez man I had some gooood S.U.T.I last night..."
Dude 2: "Another one- night- stand then?"
Dude 3: "yup :)"
S.U.T.I by Firelovesugar January 16, 2009
S: Super
Q: Quantum
U: Unit
I: Intel
P: Processer
My S.Q.U.I.P tried to take over the school.
S.Q.U.I.P by Musicals_aremy_kink November 19, 2018
To S.U.G.I is to 'Slowly Undertake with Grievance and Irritation' and refers to the practice of hanging out, over deliberating or putting off a job.
Person1: "Have you looked into this yet?"
Person2: "No, im going to s.u.g.i it."
S.U.G.I by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010

S.Q.U.I.R.T. 

S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.

Symptoms: Death

The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.
Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.
S.Q.U.I.R.T. by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011