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S.Q.U.I.R.T. 

S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.

Symptoms: Death

The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.
Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.
S.Q.U.I.R.T. by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m

q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m is when you are so magnificently bored that you have gone through every possible combination of typing every letter on your keyboard in a pattern, so you resort to putting periods between every word. Trust me, I am in this deep right now a the point where I am creating my own new word. You can do better than me. Seek help now if possible.
i copied and pasted q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m here because i did not want to type it out again!

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

when you've already searched up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and your about to die from being the god of boredom you type a space in between the letters to try and save yourself from boredness
q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

Congratulations!!! You have now typed all variations of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and now you have put spaces in between them, you have reached peak boredness and gave up on finding actual entertainment when you are supposed to do an activity for school due tomorrow. I admire your dedication to finding excuses to not do your activities
Mom : Why are you not doing your assigned activities?
You : q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
Dog : Nani?!?!?!? I mean woof.
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