(10-year reunion)
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the
dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the
football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're
straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"