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Stands for "SOME OBJECT AROUND PENIS." More specifically, it refers to condoms.
Hey man, did you use S.O.A.P. last night? I need to go to CVS and pick up some S.O.A.P.. Did you steal my last bar of S.O.A.P.?
S.O.A.P. by objectivist March 1, 2010
Words you can keep
Singles, Open and/or Poly
A way of describing fun people. That S.O.A.P. group, what a fun crowd!
S.O.A.P. by bkelly01 June 25, 2018
S.o.a.p. Is a word that describes your number one problem in most cases. The word stands for: Source Of All Problems.
It is most commonly used when something that gives you problems unintentionally is the S.o.a.p. Sometimes your life will be almost complete but is not because of the S.o.a.p. You may use the word in these sentences: “This girl is literally my S.o.a.p.”
Or “I swear this is my S.o.a.p dude”- when using the word as a secret word or something that most people wouldn’t understand you might say. Soap instead of S.o.a.p.
Bro this homework is literally my S.o.a.p.
S.o.a.p. by Smoothlywritten November 17, 2020
Short for Snakes on A Plane. A movie staring Samuel L. Jackson in which an assassin releases hundreds of snakes on a plane in order to kill a witness.
From the movie s.o.a.p:

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
s.o.a.p by Snorp April 20, 2006
Dude, It's S.O.A.P., man, S.O.A.P!
S.O.A.P by Amys April 5, 2006
A word used to describe someone who is so cool, that words like "cool" or "awesome" just don't do them justice. It stands for Super Overly Amazing Person-ness
Dude, you microwaved your hamster AND put your frog in a blender?!?!?! You're so fucking S.O.A.P!!!!
S.O.A.P by Malevolent Cantaloupe February 15, 2013
The Process of S.O.A.P. :

1.)Have PROTECTED sex with a ginger and hold her hostage.

2.) Take used condon once you are done with intercourse. (Make sure it has alot of jizz in it.)

3.) Stuff shit into the condom, and freeze it with a sparkler, having the "sparkler wick" facing outward.

4.) Once the "poopsickle" is fully frozen, peel away the condom, leaving only the frozen poop.

5.) Stuff the frozen poop into the vagina of the hostage(with jizz size going in first.)

6.) Light the sparkler to melt the frozen jizz into the vagina, the Jizz will melt into the vagina impregnating the girl.

7.) When the hostiage is in labor, and when the head of the baby is visible, poop into the infants mouth, causing suffication that will lead to death.

8.) Let the hostiage go. :)
"What are you in here for?" - Cellmate
"I soaped a girl" - Cellmate II
"You mean---!?" - Cellmate

"Yes, I commited a Shockingly Offensive Abortion Process (S.O.A.P.) " - Cellmate II
S.O.A.P by The Irishmen October 3, 2010
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