The Process of S.O.A.P. :
1.)Have PROTECTED sex with a ginger and hold her hostage.
2.) Take used condon once you are done with intercourse. (Make sure it has alot of jizz in it.)
3.) Stuff shit into the condom, and freeze it with a sparkler, having the "sparkler wick" facing outward.
4.) Once the "poopsickle" is fully frozen, peel away the condom, leaving only the frozen poop.
5.) Stuff the frozen poop into the vagina of the hostage(with jizz size going in first.)
6.) Light the sparkler to melt the frozen jizz into the vagina, the Jizz will melt into the vagina impregnating the girl.
7.) When the hostiage is in labor, and when the head of the baby is visible, poop into the infants mouth, causing suffication that will lead to death.
8.) Let the hostiage go. :)
"What are you in here for?" - Cellmate
"I soaped a girl" - Cellmate II
"You mean---!?" - Cellmate
"Yes, I commited a Shockingly Offensive Abortion Process (S.O.A.P.) " - Cellmate II