S.M.I.T 

S.M.I.T is slang for Soccer Mom In Training which is a girl who acts like a soccer mom

That chicks a total S.M.I.T

S.M.I.T by fenderbender92 October 4, 2009

S.M.I.T 

"Suburban Mom In Training"

When your friend says "Hey Paige, let me drag you into store after store filled with middle-aged woman clothes that normal people reluctantly wear when they reach 50.", she is a Suburban Mom In Training, or SMIT for short. The correct way to acknowledge people with this tendency is to say "Hey Smitty".

S.M.I.T by Grandpa Adam July 15, 2005

s.m.i.t.

sexy monster in training. Someone who is too young for you to date but is still hot and muscular. Usually a guy, and they usually have a sexy older brother of dateable age.

Friend 1: He is such a s.m.i.t.
Friend 2: I know! I wish he was just a few years older!

s.m.i.t. by gabrielle :) July 5, 2011

S.M.I.T.

abbreviation of: Soccer Mom In Training

A girl/woman who takes a long time to get out the door, even if you're just going out to get the mail.
She usually drinks Starbucks like it's water and carries a large purse.
She dreams of marrying a doctor and having two kids, and probably fantasizes about driving around a minivan.

-What is taking her so long?
-Oh, she's just a S.M.I.T.

S.M.I.T. by Celia Ashton February 29, 2004

S.M.I.T.H 

Shoot Me In The Head

OMG JUST S.M.I.T.H!!

S.M.I.T.H by Nipper 2 June 19, 2010

s.m.i.t.h. 

"shoot myself in the head" (s.m.i.t.h., pronounced "smith"). This term is not literal and does not actually allude to suicide. It simply means one is bored, tired, agitated to the degree of doing something as absurd as shooting oneself in the head.

My hangover is so terrible today I would rather s.m.i.t.h. than go into the office.

s.m.i.t.h. by wendi October 10, 2006

s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. 

noun. Dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) Pronounced "smithness". The smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter)

The s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. of this guy is crazy!

s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. by JuBr October 9, 2006