S.M.I.T

S.M.I.T is slang for Soccer Mom In Training which is a girl who acts like a soccer mom
That chicks a total S.M.I.T
by fenderbender92 October 04, 2009
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S.M.I.T

When your friend says "Hey Paige, let me drag you into store after store filled with middle-aged woman clothes that normal people reluctantly wear when they reach 50.", she is a Suburban Mom In Training, or SMIT for short. The correct way to acknowledge people with this tendency is to say "Hey Smitty".
by Grandpa Adam July 03, 2005
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s.m.i.t.

sexy monster in training. Someone who is too young for you to date but is still hot and muscular. Usually a guy, and they usually have a sexy older brother of dateable age.
Friend 1: He is such a s.m.i.t.
Friend 2: I know! I wish he was just a few years older!
by gabrielle :) July 04, 2011
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S.M.I.T.

abbreviation of: Soccer Mom In Training

A girl/woman who takes a long time to get out the door, even if you're just going out to get the mail.
She usually drinks Starbucks like it's water and carries a large purse.
She dreams of marrying a doctor and having two kids, and probably fantasizes about driving around a minivan.
-What is taking her so long?
-Oh, she's just a S.M.I.T.
by Celia Ashton February 29, 2004
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