Self-inflicted Victim Addiction Complex: A form of psychosis. Someone who is addicted to getting attention and pity by always being a victim, thus manifesting their inflictions by self-induction i.e. creating problems that only exist through suspicion, paranoia, and hypochondria, These problems are usually brought about when such a person has created a problem or infliction on another person in order to distract attention from their wrong-doings.
I really felt sorry for Keith until I saw what he had done to all of his ex's. Then I realized he suffers from an extreme case of S.I.V.A.C..
Acronym that stands for Sand In Vagina Syndrome. It is a condition that affects those unwilling to participate in a social event or are scared to do something dangerous.
Rob: Hey James you want to go party tonight?
James: No. Don't really feel like it.
Rob: Oh, your S.I.V.S acting up again?
girl: what is wrong with your voice?
Will Ferrell: I have Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.), because of this I am unable to control the volume or tempo of my voice.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.