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Ozzy Rudolph 

Thought by many to be a myth, the Ozzy Rudolph is in actuallity the most ridiculous creature on the entire planet earth. Having a conversation with the rare and elusive Ozzy will leave you feeling flabbergasted and in need of serious therapy.

Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth.

If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy.
Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.
In this scene Ozzy Rudolph will be interrogating a watermelon. Yes, this actually happened, I'm not even kidding you.

Ozzy: GIVE US THE ANSWERS MR.WATERMELON, AND MAKE ME A HOT DOG!

Watermelon:

Ozzy: MAKE ME A FREAKING HOT DOG! *Squeezes watermelon, starts shaking it, tries to bite into it, and them slams it back onto counter.*

Watermelon:

Ozzy: TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW MR.WATERMELON! *Takes jar of pickles out of fridge* SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR FRIENDS!??! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME A HOT DOG NOW AREN'T YOU!?

Watermelon: *Makes him a frozen burrito*
Ozzy Rudolph by Roosey May 16, 2013
Rudo is an unique name people with this name normally have dark afro like hair and dark eyes.

They are sweet on the outside but if you are harming someone they love they are tough.

Rudo is very special keep them safe always.

If Rudo says something that you may not like she doesn't mean any harm. Her POV could be completely different.

Rudo is a funny caring smart person.
Rudo. by xXxLilaLolaxXx October 30, 2019

Ryuko Matoi 

Protagonist of Kill la kill and one of the best waifus. Also it's the girl of the meme ¨Ugh... Fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp, come here.
P1: Ryuko Matoi it's the best character of kill la kill
P2: Yeah
Ryuko Matoi by ElMarcianoide February 25, 2021
A term mainly used in fanfictions. It means that the members of the Las Vegas Band Panic! At The Diso Ryan Ross (lyrics, guitar, backup vocal) and Brendon Urie (vocals, guitar, piano) are an item.

It is composed of the "Ry" from Ryan and the “don” from Brendon.

Sometimes the term Ryden is used in the same connection. Then the word is build up of the nicknames of both: RyRo and Bden.
Sue: Lately I’m really tiered of all these Frerad and Treckett fanfictions… Do you know anything else good I can read?
Amy: Does that mean that you’ve never read a Rydon fic ?!?!
Rydon by frogprincess December 9, 2008

Brown Nosed Rudolph 

When a man gets on all fours and tucks his boner back while a woman gives him head. Her nose goes in the butthole while she sucks him off.
Stab got his christmas gift in the form of Faye giving him a Brown Nosed Rudolph.
Brown Nosed Rudolph by Gapino March 20, 2009
a half japanese half mexican fellow who enjoys samurai sowrd fighting and new years.
"Do you know Ryuzo?"
"Yeah dude, he's a badass samurai who wears no pajamas."
ryuzo by andy_panda99 April 19, 2009