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rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.
Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.
rusty shackleford by acfil August 15, 2022

Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead
Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackelford 

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".
Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.
Rusty Shackelford by jerkoff April 18, 2005

rustyshackleford

the fake name dale gribble uses too order pizza with.
i killed rustyshackleford,correction rustyshackleford wants a pizza.
rustyshackleford by rustyshakelford January 21, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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