Rusty Bayonette

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Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.

"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.

Rusty Bayonette by Skoolp January 1, 2012

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Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.

Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!

Rusty Bayonette by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011

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Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

Rusty Bayonette by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

rusty bayonet

when a guy puts on a strap on so that he can bang her in the ass with the dildo as he penetrates her vagina, or vice-versa. Same concept as an actual bayonet, you mount an extra weapon at the bottom of your "gun" for close combat action.

"i was a little worried when she brought out a strap on, i'v never taken it in the butt, but she just wanted a rusty bayonet"

rusty bayonet by joe moma343 January 10, 2009

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026