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When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously
She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.
russian flashbang by Tactical Russian October 22, 2013
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Magic Russian Flashbang 

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A mixture between The Russian Flashbang and The Magician
Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!
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Russian Flashbang Flashbanging 

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When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.
"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."
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russian flashbang

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when u cum in a bitches eyes and smack her ears over and over again ur automatically a psycho if u enjoy these
eric: yoooo jess is so gross she likes Russian flashbangs
Jim: yo wtf
russian flashbang by child eater January 6, 2021
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Russian Flashbang

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When you nut in a girls eyes and run out the door
"he didn't even say bye, he just did a Russian Flashbang"
Russian Flashbang by semondemon0001 September 8, 2022
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Russian Flashbang

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The act in which a person who is on their knees (typically female) is giving a blowjob to which the person on the receiving end, at their climax slaps the ears of the person giving head and cums in their eyes simulating a flashbang.
"I heard you gave your girlfriend a Russian Flashbang."

"Yeah I did. She called the authorities on me, fortunately I wasn't charged with anything but she couldn't see or hear for 10 minutes."
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