Russian flash bang

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When a guy blows his load into your eyes and slaps both your ears at the same time.. causing temporary blindness and disorientation.

Lauren went home with Matthew he decided it was time to give her a Russian flash bang!

Russian flash bang by Stephen lippiatt January 22, 2021

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russian flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously

She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.

russian flashbang by Tactical Russian October 22, 2013

Magic Russian Flashbang

A mixture between The Russian Flashbang and The Magician

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!

Magic Russian Flashbang by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022

Russian Flashbang Flashbanging

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.

"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."

Russian Flashbang Flashbanging by Cavalirium June 4, 2021

russian flashbang

when u cum in a bitches eyes and smack her ears over and over again ur automatically a psycho if u enjoy these

eric: yoooo jess is so gross she likes Russian flashbangs
Jim: yo wtf

russian flashbang by child eater January 6, 2021

Russian Flashbang

When you nut in a girls eyes and run out the door

"he didn't even say bye, he just did a Russian Flashbang"

Russian Flashbang by semondemon0001 September 8, 2022

Russian Flashbang

The act in which a person who is on their knees (typically female) is giving a blowjob to which the person on the receiving end, at their climax slaps the ears of the person giving head and cums in their eyes simulating a flashbang.

"I heard you gave your girlfriend a Russian Flashbang."

"Yeah I did. She called the authorities on me, fortunately I wasn't charged with anything but she couldn't see or hear for 10 minutes."

Russian Flashbang by Vibing butler July 9, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026