Russer

A huge badass (SHOUTOUT TO THE DISCORD)

Russer stole the peepo

Russer by RussOTD December 13, 2016

Russell Wilson 

the Qb for the seahawks. He just won the Superbowl.

Hes a very decent QB, but he has the best defense behind him. Its a good thing to have that behind you, but he plays every drive like its the final one, so Russell gets my vote over RGIII and Andrew Luck.

its sad that his biggest Idol, Drew Fleas, gets in doggie position awaiting the awesome Wilson and the Seahawks D. (defense you freaks)

in January of 2013, he lost to the Atlanta Falcons. i take pride knowing my team is the only one who beaten Russell Wilson in the post season.

Rise Up

drunk 49ers Fan: We're not the New Orleans Aints! we got 5 rings!

Russell Wilson: and how many rings did you get in the past 5 years?

Drunk 49ers Fan: ..........

Russell Wilson by b17 February 2, 2014

Russell Wilson 

Russell Carrington Wilson (born November 29, 1988) is an American football quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League (NFL). Wilson was selected by the Seahawks with the 12th pick in the third round (75th overall) of the 2012 NFL Draft.2
Drew Brees is his idol to look up to growing up.

Wilson played college football for the University of Wisconsin during the 2011 season, in which he set the single season FBS record for passing efficiency (191.8) and led the team to a Big Ten title and the 2012 Rose Bowl.3 Wilson received the Big Ten Quarterback of the Year award and was named a consensus first-team All-Big Ten and third-team All-American by Yahoo! Sports.4

Wilson played football and baseball for North Carolina State University before transferring to Wisconsin. In 2008, he was named the ACC Rookie of the Year in football and became the first freshman quarterback to receive first team All-ACC honors. Wilson also played minor league baseball for the Tri-City Dust Devils in 2010 and the Asheville Tourists in 2011 as a second baseman.5

Wilson signed a four-year, $2.99 million contract with the Seattle Seahawks on May 7, 2012 and was named the team's starting quarterback on August 26, 2012.67 In his rookie season Wilson led the Seahawks to a 11-5 regular season record and the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, and was voted the Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Year.89

Did you see that touchdown pass from Russel Wilson to Golden Tate in St. Louis?
Yeah, Russell Wilson is the man!

Russell Wilson by David Faustino December 8, 2013

danielle rose russell 

a really sexy and cute woman that got body shamed on twitter for losing weight ? like what she literally gorgeous y’all are just jealous of her

who’s danielle rose russell? a really sexy girl

danielle rose russell by klaroline forever July 14, 2021

rusler 

A prostitute who waits at a bus stop, pretending to be waiting to catch the bus, but in reality uses the bus stop as a pick up location for her profession. You might recognize her by her deathly skinny appearance and the saddlebag shape of her thighs.

First man: That woman has been waiting for the bus an awful long time hasn't she?
Second man: She ain't waiting fo no bus man..That lady a rusler. you can't tell that?..she be waiting fo her paycheck

rusler by ho ho September 28, 2007

Russell Lissack 

Small, shy and extremely talented guitarist in Bloc Party. The object of many a Bloc fan's affections. Famous for sporting the must have asymmetric fringe of 2005, which NME named the "bloc head".

Hairdresser! I demand you cut my hair in the style of Russell Lissack.

Russell Lissack by oh stella July 15, 2005

russell peters 

one of the funniest comedians ever, an indian-canadian comedian who uses racial jokes for his comedy, which is freaking hilarious

"we r gay! and we r Indian! we r representing the gay south asian community"
'do u know them'
'how the hell would i know them dad'
'because they r of the gay, and u r of the entertainment business'

russell peters by Tyler Faust March 16, 2005