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runny nose

while having sex, just before the climax of ejaculation stick your "head" in or just around the nostril of the girl and jizz in it, until it oozes out like a runny nose.
"oh man i runny nosed my girl last night, and it got all over her face."
runny nose by poopy squirepants June 19, 2006

Runny Nose

Last week I banged some chick from the bar and now I got the runny nose...
Runny Nose by Billyray26 December 14, 2020

Runny Nose

Runny Nose by Auserheru December 23, 2024

Runny nose

An action during anal sex where one participant farts on to another's face after the other ejaculates inside the other member's butthole, causing semen (and sometimes faeces) to shoot out like boogers.
I really hope that I DON'T get a runny nose tonight
Runny nose by suburbantrout February 22, 2026

You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*

Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.
Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?
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