rumpelstiltskined

Slept for a undetermined amount of time, (Dazed and Confused for a undetermined amount of time)

My Father rumpelstiltskined himself, when he forgot my birthday.

by Purch July 16, 2016

Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train

1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,

2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax

1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.

2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"

by Lars Umayat April 19, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.

Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.

Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.

Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.

by Frat28 November 1, 2009

rumpelstiltskin

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.

Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.

by dickbagjon January 5, 2018

Rumpelstiltskin problem

A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.

I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.

by The Peanuts March 28, 2021

Rumpelstiltskin

While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"

In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.

SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*

She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010