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Rule of 5 

Spread your hand out and point to each finger and say "I . . . don't . . . give . . . a . . . fuck". It means I could care less, whatever you say or do has no effect on me. It is used when it is inappropriate to actually say "I don't give a fuck"
Boss: I'm gonna have to suspend you for 2 days.

Me: Rule of 5.

Ex-girlfriend: If you don't go to the concert with me I'm gonna break up with you.

Me: Rule of 5.
Rule of 5 by sunkeyeno.3 July 22, 2011
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The Rule of 7.5

The rule of 7.5 states states that you have pulled yourself from the dumps of hooking up with anyone whose hotness is below a 7.5 on a scale of 1-10. Keeps you away from those gutter-fucks who try to pull your standards down by showing you some skin
Person 1: Duude i totally slayed that girl at the party last night!!
Person 2: The one wearing red??
Person 1: Yess!
Person 2: She was below a 7.5!! You broke the rule of 7.5!!
The Rule of 7.5 by Char52 October 30, 2011

Rule of 50 

The average adult has a 50/50 chance of surviving a 50-yard swim or 50 minutes in 50-degree water.
Coast Guard rescuers must work fast due to the Rule of 50
Rule of 50 by Anonymouz+ April 6, 2010

Rule 54 of The Internet 

If there is a song on the internet, there is a Megalovania remix of it.
Is there a megalovania x Space Jam? Apply Rule 54 of The Internet.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026