A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.

16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).

Entertainment Software Ruining Bitches by Coomberta March 16, 2009

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Ruiming

The one and only true alpha male. The name Ruiming is only given to truly wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent humans. A person named Ruiming will always be hot, sexy, cute, handsome, attractive, beautiful, pretty, muscular, fit, 12-pack haver, glamourous, fine, alluring, gorgeous, drop-dead gorgeous, and elegant.

Whenever the name Ruiming is heard by anyone, chills are sent down their spine, their heart rate increases from sheer terror, their knees start shaking, and their palms start sweating.

Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that his name was Ruiming?
Kid 2: As in a truly wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent human?
Kid 1: Yes!!

Ruiming by CockBallz9586 December 6, 2021

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you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

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Ruixing

Coolest guy that you will ever meet, asian, works at a restaurant and always has the rice wine.

"I don't wanna eat there unless there is a Ruixing"

Ruixing by Kayak paddle February 6, 2010

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