The one and only true alpha male. The
name Ruiming is only given to truly wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent humans. A person named Ruiming will always be hot,
sexy, cute, handsome, attractive, beautiful, pretty, muscular, fit, 12-pack haver, glamourous, fine, alluring, gorgeous, drop-dead gorgeous, and elegant.
Whenever the
name Ruiming is heard by anyone, chills are sent down their spine, their
heart rate increases from sheer terror, their knees start shaking, and their palms start sweating.
Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that his
name was Ruiming?
Kid 2: As in a truly
wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent human?
Kid 1: Yes!!