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Ruining My High 

Someone says something to fuck with your head, or piss you off, when you are stoned.
"Joe did you spill that soda all over my floor?? what the fuck! You're Ruining My High"
Ruining My High by Lufthansa January 11, 2008
(v) Speaking in a high-pitched but adorable tone to someone
Stop rubying the baby!
rubying by TechnoSam October 19, 2017

Entertainment Software Ruining Bitches 

A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.
16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).
The one and only true alpha male. The name Ruiming is only given to truly wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent humans. A person named Ruiming will always be hot, sexy, cute, handsome, attractive, beautiful, pretty, muscular, fit, 12-pack haver, glamourous, fine, alluring, gorgeous, drop-dead gorgeous, and elegant.

Whenever the name Ruiming is heard by anyone, chills are sent down their spine, their heart rate increases from sheer terror, their knees start shaking, and their palms start sweating.
Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that his name was Ruiming?
Kid 2: As in a truly wise, enlightened, and near-omnipotent or omnipotent human?
Kid 1: Yes!!
Ruiming by CockBallz9586 December 6, 2021

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! 

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆
You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!
Coolest guy that you will ever meet, asian, works at a restaurant and always has the rice wine.
"I don't wanna eat there unless there is a Ruixing"
Ruixing by Kayak paddle February 6, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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