Rug Job

The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.

Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!

Rug Job by Golde June 28, 2008

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Rugjob

when a preferably a girl (not homosexuals) takes a section of rug and vigorously slides the rough piece of carpet across the shaft of the the penis

Dude i have a huge ass rug burn from that chick last night!!!
You scored a rugjob niceeeeee!!!!!!!

Rugjob by T Mac, macaroni matt April 13, 2008

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Related Words

Rugjob • rug • rug muncher • rug rat • rug burn • rug doctor • Rug Pull • rug bug • Rug Monkey • rug munching

Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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