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when a preferably a girl (not homosexuals) takes a section of rug and vigorously slides the rough piece of carpet across the shaft of the the penis
Dude i have a huge ass rug burn from that chick last night!!!
You scored a rugjob niceeeeee!!!!!!!
Rugjob by T Mac, macaroni matt April 13, 2008
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A mixed alcoholic drink created by Brian Altano and the cast of the Knocking Boots podcast (Episode 13 if you're interested). He created the drink after running out of traditional mixers. The name comes from a 22 year old female listener by the name of Chelsea who wrote into the podcast concerning the rim jobs she was receiving from her 67 year old friend. The next episode it was decided by Greg Miller, to call the drink The Rum Job.

Ingredients:
1 parts Captain Morgan spiced rum
3 parts Orange Crush or any other orange soda

To turn it into a dirty rum job, line the cup with chocolate syrup.
The Knockin Boots cast usually have rumjobs when answering questions during their podcast.
Rumjob by Johnny Two-tone September 24, 2011
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The official drink of the IGN Knockin' Boots podcast that is simply Captain Morgan's spiced Rum and Orange Crush soda.
The Rumjob was inspired by a letter we received last week where a this 23 year old girl was dating a 67 year old therapist, and just loved giving him rimjobs.
Rumjob by Ihavenoidea189 June 28, 2011
A rimjob from the game developer Rumsod
Damn, I just got a rumjob
rumjob by BobDoleViagra February 27, 2021
A female aided orgasm (orgasms do not always occur from a rubjob), usualy performed with the hand. No "jerking" occurs during a rubjob; its just rubbing.
we started to feel each other up...before we fucked she gave me a rubjob.
rubjob by seymore buttz January 19, 2007
The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
Rug Job by Golde June 28, 2008
A type of blowjob that starts out by pouring a shot of rum into your mouth, sucking on a penis till ejaculation, and then interting the rum and semen mixture through the urethra by blowing it inside the penis.
Dude, I couldn't believe how crazy last night was. I still feel the RumJob Ashley gave me.
RumJob by Swallow My Rum August 15, 2012
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