Rugjob

when a preferably a girl (not homosexuals) takes a section of rug and vigorously slides the rough piece of carpet across the shaft of the the penis

Dude i have a huge ass rug burn from that chick last night!!!
You scored a rugjob niceeeeee!!!!!!!

by T Mac, macaroni matt April 13, 2008

Rumjob

A mixed alcoholic drink created by Brian Altano and the cast of the Knocking Boots podcast (Episode 13 if you're interested). He created the drink after running out of traditional mixers. The name comes from a 22 year old female listener by the name of Chelsea who wrote into the podcast concerning the rim jobs she was receiving from her 67 year old friend. The next episode it was decided by Greg Miller, to call the drink The Rum Job.

Ingredients:
1 parts Captain Morgan spiced rum
3 parts Orange Crush or any other orange soda

To turn it into a dirty rum job, line the cup with chocolate syrup.

The Knockin Boots cast usually have rumjobs when answering questions during their podcast.

by Johnny Two-tone September 24, 2011

Rumjob

The official drink of the IGN Knockin' Boots podcast that is simply Captain Morgan's spiced Rum and Orange Crush soda.

The Rumjob was inspired by a letter we received last week where a this 23 year old girl was dating a 67 year old therapist, and just loved giving him rimjobs.

by Ihavenoidea189 June 28, 2011

rumjob

A rimjob from the game developer Rumsod

Damn, I just got a rumjob

by BobDoleViagra February 27, 2021

rubjob

A female aided orgasm (orgasms do not always occur from a rubjob), usualy performed with the hand. No "jerking" occurs during a rubjob; its just rubbing.

we started to feel each other up...before we fucked she gave me a rubjob.

by seymore buttz January 19, 2007

Rug Job

The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.

Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!

by Golde June 28, 2008

RumJob

A type of blowjob that starts out by pouring a shot of rum into your mouth, sucking on a penis till ejaculation, and then interting the rum and semen mixture through the urethra by blowing it inside the penis.

Dude, I couldn't believe how crazy last night was. I still feel the RumJob Ashley gave me.

by Swallow My Rum August 15, 2012