The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
The cackle of most prostitutes outside American military bases especially in Asia.
cackling whore: "you wan boombooi in the butthole G.I. 5 dolla?"
G.I. "keep walking Tom, boombooi is actually Korean for Gerbil."