Boombooi

The cackle of most prostitutes outside American military bases especially in Asia.
cackling whore: "you wan boombooi in the butthole G.I. 5 dolla?"
G.I. "keep walking Tom, boombooi is actually Korean for Gerbil."
by Golde June 28, 2008
mugGet the Boombooimug.

Rug Job

The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
by Golde June 28, 2008
mugGet the Rug Jobmug.