Rubelia

Beautiful, smart, nice, sexy, wonderful, attractive, sweet, funny, strong, interesting, enthralling, gorgeous, delicious, talented, jaw-dropping, head-spinning, heart-pounding, mesmerizing, hypnotizing, enjoyable, caressable, huggable, loveable, kissable, unforgettable, make-love-to-you-able, adorable, romanceable, WOW!, stare-able, I-sure-wish-I-could-be-with-you-able, very-sweet, very-hot, very-very-nice-ass, well-rounded, BT-licious and incomparable!

Rubelia conquered my heart in about half a second!

Rubelia by RubyLover June 20, 2011

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Rutelia

A rare disease contracted by mutual genital contact. Possible symptoms can be but are not limited to anal leakage, retinal bleeding , elephantitis of genitals, flaky rash around genitals and taint, excessive moisture, and possible hot garbage odor. The only known cure is to be wellered.

The doctor thinks I have rutelia. My underwear are filled with mucus and smells like week old Chinese takeout.

Rutelia by Pizzaslut January 14, 2015