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roselle park police

The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.

They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.

They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...

LIGHTS!

me: FML roselle park police....
Roselle." "What?" "You heard me, Roselle." "Awesome." "Word.
Roselle by rosl20 March 2, 2011

roseller 

very charming guy,who loves to rock
you are such a roseller
roseller by roseller August 17, 2008

rosselle 

Pronunciation: row zel
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin
1.typically meaning a person part of the Roman high culture society; reigning throughout royal blood

Pronunciation: row zel
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin
a relatively lazy person but with the ability to surpass any obstacle with their witty charm and ravishing, superb, exquisite looks but ultimately being smart.

also typically related to the goddess rousselle refered to as the goddess of everything splendid and beautiful.
"wow, Abigail is so rosselle."

"yea, i wish i could tap that"

Rosellen 

A generally attractive female who knows how to speak her mind but in a nice way. She has secret passions and lives for art and music. She'll do anything with or for her friends and loves talking to guys. A bit of a flirt, but any Rosellen will know how to seduce you.
Person A) Wow who's that?
Person B) That's Rosellen, of course. Who else?
Rosellen by Mirrored November 2, 2012

roselle middle 

roselle middle school aka hoselle.

this school represents pedos, hoes, and fake ass bitches.

half of the teachers are literally insane and pedos.

almost every girl in our school is a straight up hoe that needs attention

straight up

HOMOPHOBIC

YOU CANNOT TRUST NOBODY AT THIS SCHOOL

THIS SCHOOL IS THE ACTUAL DEFINTION OF FUCKERY
which school do u go to
hoselle
what
oh roselle middle the home of the hoes