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roselle park police
The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...
LIGHTS!
me: FML roselle park police....
you: probably the...
LIGHTS!
me: FML roselle park police....
roselle park police by nullisecunda July 21, 2009
Related Words
Roselle
roseller
rosselle
Pronunciation: row zel
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin
1.typically meaning a person part of the Roman high culture society; reigning throughout royal blood
Pronunciation: row zel
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin
a relatively lazy person but with the ability to surpass any obstacle with their witty charm and ravishing, superb, exquisite looks but ultimately being smart.
also typically related to the goddess rousselle refered to as the goddess of everything splendid and beautiful.
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin
1.typically meaning a person part of the Roman high culture society; reigning throughout royal blood
Pronunciation: row zel
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin
a relatively lazy person but with the ability to surpass any obstacle with their witty charm and ravishing, superb, exquisite looks but ultimately being smart.
also typically related to the goddess rousselle refered to as the goddess of everything splendid and beautiful.
rosselle by Tony Abraham Smith June 4, 2007
roselle middle
roselle middle school aka hoselle.
this school represents pedos, hoes, and fake ass bitches.
half of the teachers are literally insane and pedos.
almost every girl in our school is a straight up hoe that needs attention
straight up
HOMOPHOBIC
YOU CANNOT TRUST NOBODY AT THIS SCHOOL
THIS SCHOOL IS THE ACTUAL DEFINTION OF FUCKERY
this school represents pedos, hoes, and fake ass bitches.
half of the teachers are literally insane and pedos.
almost every girl in our school is a straight up hoe that needs attention
straight up
HOMOPHOBIC
YOU CANNOT TRUST NOBODY AT THIS SCHOOL
THIS SCHOOL IS THE ACTUAL DEFINTION OF FUCKERY
roselle middle by shawtyknowikillpeeople November 30, 2018
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