Row-Sham-Bowed

to destroy something on epically huge level; or to be epically destroyed be something or someone; to be tricked or ripped off

I Row-Sham-Bowed the fuck out of that wall with that bitches head.

I asked her if she wanted to eiffel tower and she Row-Sham-Bowed my face with a monster bitch slap.

I bought a sketchy dolphin on ebay but that bitch Row-Sham-Bowed me and sent me a sketchy turtle.