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Ozzy Rudolph 

Thought by many to be a myth, the Ozzy Rudolph is in actuallity the most ridiculous creature on the entire planet earth. Having a conversation with the rare and elusive Ozzy will leave you feeling flabbergasted and in need of serious therapy.

Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth.

If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy.
Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.
In this scene Ozzy Rudolph will be interrogating a watermelon. Yes, this actually happened, I'm not even kidding you.

Ozzy: GIVE US THE ANSWERS MR.WATERMELON, AND MAKE ME A HOT DOG!

Watermelon:

Ozzy: MAKE ME A FREAKING HOT DOG! *Squeezes watermelon, starts shaking it, tries to bite into it, and them slams it back onto counter.*

Watermelon:

Ozzy: TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW MR.WATERMELON! *Takes jar of pickles out of fridge* SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR FRIENDS!??! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME A HOT DOG NOW AREN'T YOU!?

Watermelon: *Makes him a frozen burrito*
Ozzy Rudolph by Roosey May 16, 2013

Brown Nosed Rudolph 

When a man gets on all fours and tucks his boner back while a woman gives him head. Her nose goes in the butthole while she sucks him off.
Stab got his christmas gift in the form of Faye giving him a Brown Nosed Rudolph.
Brown Nosed Rudolph by Gapino March 20, 2009

rudolphing 

The act of rimming a woman whilst she is on her period, typically with the males head in between her legs and his tongue curving underneath to around her anus. To get close enough, it is generally required for the males nose to insert itself slightly into the womans vagina.
Woman: "You can't do that, I'm bleeding"
Man: "It's ok. I don't mind a bit of Rudolphing"
rudolphing by The Big Chunky October 21, 2013

rudolph hitler 

MOM:Lets watch rudolph the red nosed reiindeer !
KID: No way rudolph hitler is way better
rudolph hitler by Lilay Hooza December 4, 2017

rudolph pimple 

A gigantic pimple at the very tip of your nose which makes it turn as red as rudolph's
Nic: *jokingly* so did you help fly santa's sleigh last night?
Anton: shutup. it's just a rudolph pimple.
rudolph pimple by John Wompkins December 10, 2009

Rudolphed 

When a woman doesn't flush the toilet after taking a shit and tops it all off with a used tampon. She then closes the lid to the toilet leaving unsuspecting boyfriends who follow after them with an image that will be burnt into their mind forever. Called being Rudolphed because of the red spot against brown being similar to the Christmas icon Rudolph.
" I went into my girlfriend's bathroom and I got Rudolphed. After vomitting, we broke up."
Rudolphed by Victim85 July 15, 2009
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