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Rotary Club

Rotary was originally founded as a business networking in Chicago primarily to increase the networking and thus business of its members, though later realized they needed more to do, and thus added service as a part of its goal.

Rotary is named the way it is, as the club rotates meetings between its members businesses. Rotary also desires a member from each local industry to broaden its influence and capabilities in handling issues.

Rotary has done immense work globally, including to help diminish the prevalence of polio by raising more then 2.9 billion. Its larger clubs in major cities tend to do the lifting for actual achievements and projects.

Due to how Rotary is fundamentally designed, Rotary has a certain bias towards the business interests of its members, and thus can serve as PR to say, "look, our business is sponsored by Rotary, look how good we are". This is especially true for clubs in smaller regions who do not have the financial support nor expertise to carry out truly meaningful projects. Rotary in a way can become a sort of elitist club of local business influencers that values connections and PR, and not actual service work.

Another issue is the declining membership, particularly in western countries. Rotary clubs tend to skew older, say 50+, and clubs logically desire members who can provide social and business networking opportunities.

When older members retire, there will be an unfortunate demographic loss to the organization.
Girl 1: Hey, did you here the news? I'm part of our local Rotary Club now!

Guy 2: Oh... cool. I haven't heard much of them. All I know around here is that they're good for business networking and promotion. That's it. I think people join stuff like this to affiliate market and maybe less so about service.

Girl 1: Hey that's not true-

Guy 2: I haven't heard of them doing so much around here. Now... Seattle, Orlando, Boston, I've heard of their projects...

Girl 1: I know... we're pretty small around here...
Rotary Club by flowersinpower July 4, 2026
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New England Rotary Club 

When a group of Boston dudes get together in a circle wearing Tom Brady masks and jerk each other off.
Hey bro! I'll see ya at the fahckin New England Rotary Club tonight, I wanna sit next to you!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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