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Roses are red 

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your mom is fat
And so are you
It’s your mom with roses are red
Roses are red by JK_jacobi December 21, 2021

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house 

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

Roses are red, Violets are blue 

The deepest poems you will find in the galaxy, fuck, maybe even in the whole omniverse. Even the aliens couldn't come up with this shit man.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Sometimes I like to put on my wife's dresses, and cry in the corner of my room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. 

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.
Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool 

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD
Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack
Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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