Rose-hairy 

A legendary level of fuzziness achieved by a girl named Rosemary whose body hair game is so strong, she could single-handedly knit a sweater during a heatwave. Often spotted rocking shorts with the confidence of a bald eagle in a wind tunnel.

Dude, I thought a squirrel brushed past my leg, but nope—it was just Rose-hairy leaning in for a hug.

Rose-hairy by ThePunisher_617 June 12, 2025

Pete Rose haircut 

The gayest haircut a person could possibly muster. An ecclectic blend of Moe from the Three Stooges and that half-retarded kid from kindergarten who would cut his own hair with a bowl on his head. Made popular and named for the third best hitter in baseball history Pete Rose (behind only Tony Gwynn Sr. and any player who faced the great Hideki Irabu).

Stewie- "Hey kid, where'd ya get the Pete Rose haircut?"

Zack- "Brad, you shouldn't have let Nick cut your hair while he's half in the bag. He just gave you a Pete Rose haircut"

Pete Rose haircut by niggernicholas August 22, 2009

the rose hairdo 

When a man licks out a woman's vagina until it gets wet, then proceeds to stick a hairdryer inside and turn it on, therefore drying up the walls while also giving the woman a tingling sensation.

Girl 1: Man...my boyfriend sure is weird.
Girl 2: Why? What did he do?
Girl 1: Don't tell anyone, but...he did the rose hairdo to me last night! It felt so good tbh.
Girl 2: Geez, that is weird lol

the rose hairdo by drill cunt March 3, 2017