Hottest man ALIVE. He's real, don't interfere with my dreams.
X: Hey, isn't that *Zoro*?
You: You mean Roronoa Zoro? The hottest swordsman alive, whom trains all day, sleeps 3 hours and then takes lots of naps, only drinks alcoholics, gets always lost and has no sense of direction, dreams to become the World's strongest swordsman, loves his swords and smells like steel? Yes, that's him. The PERFECT man of my dreams.
World's hottest man ALIVE, he's real, don't interfere with my dreams.
X: Hey, is that *Zoro*?
You: You mean *Roronoa Zoro*? The swordsman whom uses 3 swords, trains all day to then sleep 3 hours at night and take a lot of naps during the day, loves his swords, loves alcoholics, gets always lost and has a terrible sense of direction, takes a shower once a week, and has the dream to become the World's strongest swordsman? Yes, that's him. The perfect man of my dreams.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.