A Five Ropper is a term used to describe the male ejaculation. In order to be A Five Ropper, the male needs to have secreted at least five pulsations of semen on the person body. Thus the semen looks like white ropes...
Wow, i have not had a salt shot like that in a while. I just exploded with A Five Ropper. Say what, yeah five frozen ropes of man batter is on your stomach. Its been a couple of days...5 is a good day!
by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009
Man, I have not had A Five Ropper like that in a while. Squeezed off five frozen ropes on that bird's chest last night and she loved it. Felt great! I am a little dehydrated after the Fiver I gave her....
by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009
A cowboy who tucks his pants and puts the hind legs of a goat in them whle he has sex with the goat since it cannot run anywhere.
cowboys wife: What were you doin to that goat out there?
cowboy: i was just tryin to push him through the gate.
cowboys wife: You arnt a goat ropper, you a goat fucker you inbred son of a bitch
cowboy: if we get a divorce are we still cousins?
cowboy: i was just tryin to push him through the gate.
cowboys wife: You arnt a goat ropper, you a goat fucker you inbred son of a bitch
cowboy: if we get a divorce are we still cousins?
by Donny22 January 21, 2009
Person wanting to emulate the cowboy life without the labour. Would rather "rope goats" than herd cows.
"That boy ain't no real cowboy, he's a goat ropper - give him a lasso'n cow pony and he'd rather wrangle a ram."
by Anna Moreno - proud goat ropper January 05, 2008
A mix between the ripper and whopper variety of farts. Known to make the ass cheeks ripple once unleashed
by Stevie Wonder banged my dad March 21, 2021