Root Beery

Tasting of root beer

That root beer was root beery

Root Beery by {Professor_Chaos} September 27, 2015

mug root beer 

The best root beer ever.
root beer in a mug, dipshit.

Hey look, it’s root beer in a fucking mug!
Holy shit.
It’s so fucking good!
I love mug root beer!

mug root beer by The truth of truth of truth March 6, 2022

root beer float 

When someone puts Ice Cream in a glass and pours root beer on it. Tasty, and has nothing to do with sex.

Yum, root beer float.

root beer float by Bashe April 14, 2006

Mug root beer 

The drink of the gods

Average lean fan: I love lean!
Gigachad mug enjoyer: No. Drink mug root beer

Mug root beer by A Trash Northstar Main March 10, 2022

ibc root beer 

Amazing at life root beer that comes in a sexual class bottle which makes the already amazing tast all the more delightful.

IBC also make the Cream Soda in the same handy class bottle.

This IBC root beer is very tasty

A&W Root Beer< Mug Root Beer < Barqs Root Beer < IBC Root Beer

ibc root beer by ..::B-Murda::.. June 27, 2006

Mug root beer 

Mug root beer is an amazing soda. Even considered to be the best drink, but is tied with lean, thus nobody is sure which is the best drink. However, they have been wars and conflicts surrounding these two amazing drinks. So people argue that lean wins because it's the first drink to kill people out of its taste and the fact that if purple guy drank it he wouldn't come back in fnaf 26 in a wheelchair.

However, others argue about mug root beer. It was way older than "your mom gay" jokes existed, and the fact it's not actually beer means that anyone can drink it, and the fact it isn't a drug it mans it safe for everyone to drink. They also argue that lean is hard to make and the medience required is rare to find, but if you go to Walmart you just needed to go to the soda aisle and get the mug root beer. It's also cheaper than lean, meaning you can buy more at a cheaper expense.

However, both drinks are unhealthy. With the presence known as "addiction", it makes the user just drink more than the global consumption of bottled water. This led to hundreds if not thousands of deaths around the world. The addiction is now your new overlord, and it shall make you drink the drink you got addicted to.

But here is a new solution,

Why not combine them? Wouldn't that make it better?

MRB Fan: Bro mug root beer is the best drink there ever is!
Lean fan: No lean is you idiot.
The person who tried both of the drinks: They are all equally as good, and better than your silly argument.

Mug root beer by HellInferno March 4, 2022

Root beer throttle 

When your dad’s 2 liter of diet A&W pins down the throttle and simultaneously lodges behind the brake, causing rapid acceleration. This makes for a real bad time.

Did you see that accident? Yeah... rumor has it he got root beer throttled.

Root beer throttle by Hydration Addict April 24, 2020