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Roofylax 

A combination of rohypnol and laxative, secreted into someone's drink in order to make them simultaneously:

a) Pass out
b) Evacuate their bowels

Usually employed in jest, a Roofylax is also occasionally used as a pre-cursor to scat-fetish rape. In even rarer instances, it is self administered in a public environment as part of an exhibitionist fetish fantasy
1. "I have just roofy-laxed you. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in a strange environment, covered in your own poo. And so will I."

2. "I have just roofylaxed myself. Here are my house keys and a Sleigh Bell CD. Take me home."
Roofylax by roofy-lax November 25, 2010
Related Words

roofy-proof 

A person who is so eager to hook up with someone that she/he doesn't mind being slipped a roofy.
Tracy is so horny. She's been hooking up with everybody lately. I think she's roofy-proof.
roofy-proof by tree pipit September 8, 2010

the blue roofs 

a sec 8 housing complex in san diego cal cr 1974 now the stradford apts. some still call them the blue roofs today
jr high kid "dave lives in the blue roofs" 2nd jr.high kid "there on food stamps too"
the blue roofs by halejrhigh1974 October 20, 2008
a date rape pill. a pill some one puts in your drink at a party so you can pass out and they can rape or have sex with you.
someone put a roofy in her drink and she woke up with some weird man.
roofy by nicale October 27, 2006

ROLFYSATT 

ROFLYSATT is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
ROLFYSATT: Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type

ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography

or

ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles
ROLFYSATT by internetsex December 7, 2009
1. That really awesome guy from Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure
OR
2. a synonim for damn ass cool
1. Roofus is stellar
2. Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure is totally roofus!
Roofus by Boner Bill July 6, 2003