A combination of rohypnol and laxative, secreted into someone's drink in order to make them simultaneously:
a) Pass out
b) Evacuate their bowels
Usually employed in jest, a Roofylax is also occasionally used as a pre-cursor to scat-fetish rape. In even rarer instances, it is self administered in a public environment as part of an exhibitionist fetish fantasy
1. "I have just roofy-laxed you. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in a strange environment, covered in your own poo. And so will I."
2. "I have just roofylaxed myself. Here are my house keys and a Sleigh Bell CD. Take me home."
ROFLYSATT is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
ROLFYSATT: Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type
ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography
or
ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles