Roflned

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A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.

Hacker: Yeah. Then select 'DELETE C:/'
Newbie: ooh k i just did it now wut
Hacker: ...Hit enter.
Newbie: k
Newbie: ..zomg! wtf!
Newbie: Deleting computr wtf u do! zomg!
Hacker: ROFLNED
Newbie has signed off.

Roflned by Jon R.. July 13, 2006

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Roflned

A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.

Roflned by Jon R. September 5, 2008

Related Words

Roflned • rofled • roflnet • ROFLnade • roflness

ROFLnade

Combining the force of a grenade with the nice, solid, humour behind a good ROFL, the ROFLnade can be thrown at will - causing nearby people, cats and small patches of fungi to break out in spontaneous laughter.
May cause side effects such as rashes, itching, wet pants and hysteria. Ask in store (Where?) in store for written details.

Hitler: 'Aaaaargh! ROFLnade! DUCK!'
Eva: Heheeeheeeee, it blew your bollock off!
Hitler: Eees nut funny!
Eva: Nut funny! HEEEEHEEEHEEHE

ROFLnade by Touch My Wrath, Tiger Bummer! March 26, 2009

roflnet

Runners On Fast Legs internet - when data and messages are conveyed by human runners instead of more advanced technology.

After the zombie apocalypse, all that will be left is the roflnet for communication.

Incan chasquis messengers were an excellent example of a roflnet

roflnet by tl4 August 16, 2023

roflnet

a nickname for the internet, and a play on roflcopter.

"The roflnet is an amazing tool for communication."

roflnet by Akai August 23, 2006

rofled

Pwned before believe to the fact where it actually hurts

player 1- wow 3 lvl 50's just ganked my 70 mage
Player 2- hhahaha dude u got rofled
Player 1- I KNO!

rofled by Daginn November 30, 2007

roflness

beyond lol, rofl, lmao and all others... but not lulz

L-i just ran my face into a wall and broke my nose
J-roflness
L-yeh

roflness by irol reltsek April 20, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026