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A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.
Hacker: Yeah. Then select 'DELETE C:/'
Newbie: ooh k i just did it now wut
Hacker: ...Hit enter.
Newbie: k
Newbie: ..zomg! wtf!
Newbie: Deleting computr wtf u do! zomg!
Hacker: ROFLNED
Newbie has signed off.
Roflned by Jon R.. July 13, 2006
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A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.
Hacker: Yeah. Then select 'DELETE C:/'
Newbie: ooh k i just did it now wut
Hacker: ...Hit enter.
Newbie: k
Newbie: ..zomg! wtf!
Newbie: Deleting computr wtf u do! zomg!
Hacker: ROFLNED
Newbie has signed off.
Roflned by Jon R. September 5, 2008
Related Words

ROFLnade 

Combining the force of a grenade with the nice, solid, humour behind a good ROFL, the ROFLnade can be thrown at will - causing nearby people, cats and small patches of fungi to break out in spontaneous laughter.
May cause side effects such as rashes, itching, wet pants and hysteria. Ask in store (Where?) in store for written details.
Hitler: 'Aaaaargh! ROFLnade! DUCK!'
Eva: Heheeeheeeee, it blew your bollock off!
Hitler: Eees nut funny!
Eva: Nut funny! HEEEEHEEEHEEHE
Runners On Fast Legs internet - when data and messages are conveyed by human runners instead of more advanced technology.
After the zombie apocalypse, all that will be left is the roflnet for communication.

Incan chasquis messengers were an excellent example of a roflnet
roflnet by tl4 August 16, 2023
a nickname for the internet, and a play on roflcopter.
"The roflnet is an amazing tool for communication."
roflnet by Akai August 23, 2006
Pwned before believe to the fact where it actually hurts
player 1- wow 3 lvl 50's just ganked my 70 mage
Player 2- hhahaha dude u got rofled
Player 1- I KNO!
rofled by Daginn November 30, 2007

roflness 

beyond lol, rofl, lmao and all others... but not lulz
L-i just ran my face into a wall and broke my nose
J-roflness
L-yeh
roflness by irol reltsek April 20, 2008
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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