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After the zombie apocalypse, all that will be left is the roflnet for communication.

Incan chasquis messengers were an excellent example of a roflnet
roflnet by tl4 August 16, 2023
Words you can keep
a nickname for the internet, and a play on roflcopter.
"The roflnet is an amazing tool for communication."
roflnet by Akai August 23, 2006
1. Rolling On Floor Laughing Eating Toast
2. That was funny
Player1: Your Eating Toast?
Player2: Yes
Player1. *Joke*
Player2. ROFLET
Roflet by BBgamer July 5, 2009
A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.
Hacker: Yeah. Then select 'DELETE C:/'
Newbie: ooh k i just did it now wut
Hacker: ...Hit enter.
Newbie: k
Newbie: ..zomg! wtf!
Newbie: Deleting computr wtf u do! zomg!
Hacker: ROFLNED
Newbie has signed off.
Roflned by Jon R.. July 13, 2006

rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst 

an abbrieviation for: rolling on the floor laughing even though i couldn't do such a thing because it would be nearly impossible to type in roll on the floor laughing at the same time
dude! thats so funny! rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst

roflett' 

an expression as "roll on the floor laughing" but with an addition made up by NICK-me as ett' so as"roll on the floor lauging extremly" Just another way to say it with more feeling.
Nick roflett's while pulling his hair out!
roflett' by nick! September 20, 2003

roflnation 

A nation of people who roll on floors laughing.
Mike: ZOMGLOL I joined the roflnation, rofl!
Sean: zomg, you weren't in the rolfnation before? lmao
roflnation by ZOMG ITS ROFLMAN January 17, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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