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Post-intercourse burning sensation during urination/male genitalia.
The patient is experiencing a severe case of 1st degree rodknot and should be heavily sedated in order to relax the blood vessels currently approaching aneurysm stage.
Rodknot by anonymous January 3, 2023
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Rocknotize 

tr.v. (Rok'-ne-tize)
1. To put into an artificially induced altered state of consciousness, characterized by heightened enjoyment and receptivity to awesomenity, by use of Rock.
2. To fascinate by, or as if by, Rock.

(Etymology: Blend of Rock and Hypnotize. Originated by Sean and Nick)
Dude! This concert awesome! It's totally rocknotizing me!

Rocknotized by the mellifluous sounds of the 1987 Venice Beach Bowling League Playoff, The Dude was caught unawares by Maude and her nefarious Rug Bandits.
Rocknotize by syoebius September 4, 2005

Rodknockin' 

A trucker who is rollin' down the interstate in the hammer lane, well over the speed limit.
That large car 18 wheeler that just passed me really had his rodknockin'.
Rodknockin' by "Rodknocker" April 10, 2021

rodknocker 

someone who inserts a penis in their mouthe
Hey girl you can knock on my rod. (penis)
rodknocker by Bem August 29, 2003

Rodknockin 

You wouldn't understand.
Some truckers out there get those rodknockin,reebokin,beeboppin blues.
Rodknockin by "Rodknocker" April 10, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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