by Dr. Chathy April 21, 2005
When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
by The Clam Dunk July 1, 2015
by Panocha007 June 8, 2003
by Cuntbung October 29, 2003
rod stewart
Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.
Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003
And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!
Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.
Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003
And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!
by TRUTH December 14, 2004
by Dillon Farnum March 20, 2005
by Buzzy August 2, 2003